THIS IS A EMERGENCY BLOG FEUD ALERT.
The instigator? False”Jessica Madison”
Some Facts about “Jessica Madison”
-also answers to “Jessica ‘TJ Maxx’ Madison” and “Jessica Miller”
-can be seen as “The Girlfriend,” “Volleyball Teammate,” “Cheerleader (Uncredited),” and “Herself” in a variety of film and television programs, including “White Men Can’t Dance,” “Gene Simmons Family Jewels,” “The Tyra Banks Show” and “T.J. Maxx”
-down 31% in popularity in popularity this week
-has exceeded her photobucket bandwidth
Here she is, just hanging out, making some girls trends.
And did you know she was in a TJ Maxx commercial?
“Had a ball performing in live TJ Maxx commercials around all the hotspots of LA yesterday: The girls and I were miked up and dressed to the 9’s and re-enacted the TJ Maxx commercials that are currently airing nationwide. One of those days where I could say, only in LA!!”
(quote borrowed without consent from jessicamadison.blogspot.com)
None of these girls is a Jessica Madison.
In this video on Youtube.com, Jessica Madison, Winner of this blog’s 2011 Worst American Jessica Madison Award, explains how she slaps Clairol on her lying-ass hair in the same hasty manner that she slapped Madison on her lying-ass Miller.
I’m Jessica Madison.