I know you.

“You were in the TV. You said many words in Mongolian. So I know you.”

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, my howling red deel and I were on (TOWN NAME REDACTED) local TV, making all kinds of statements and saying all kinds of words in Mongolian. Now people recognize me when I’m out doing important things like carrying horse-in-surf holograms I just bought or loitering near the chaperone’s table at high school/college dances. It makes me feel like Harrison Ford.

O broken language! Hurtling out across space to you and then back through space to me! My language all broken up with your language, clanging around like so much broken glass in a dirty tube sock.
O let’s make out or something.
I’m in the TV.

Found: The Last New York Notebook

TRANSCRIPT BY JESSICA MADISON
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PAGE 1

The Family (with thanks to Orion):

-the Indio or Mojave desert
-BATTLE BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARK
-Ted “Bear Jokes” Papa
-Hi welcome to Cuzin’s!
-RIVAL CULTS (scientology building over the ol’ swimmin’ hole, fasting cult)
-“Reverend”–“YOU’RE BREAKING THE RULES!”
-“Aunt Granny”
-ragtag uniforms, sex parties
-two kids born into cult “Fizzle and Pappy”

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PAGE 2

Scientism
-“But I’m a Scientist!”

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PAGE 3

An essay (prompt by Paul):

Q:At the beginning of the 21st century, we look back upon the early days of modernism with a nostalgia for its industry, in that it stands as a symbol for something more innocent than the societal processes which have taken its place. In this essay, you are tasked to pair an early invention/system/convention of the 20th century with its contemporary correlate and explain their relevant similarities/differences.

A: TAFFY + FIZZIES = FAFFY + PIZZLES

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PAGE 4

Meanwhile…

A Treehouse in Brooklyn!
(sponsored by PBS)

(Ed: here I attempt to draw the PBS logo from memory, and it looks like this:

Treehouse into the ecoparadise! PARK SLOPE/BERKELEY BIODOME (rest of U.S. on fire)
WE NEED PUPPETS! AND JOKES!

(Ed: then Nick draws Park Slope (coop) connected to Berkeley (compost) by a long arching hamster tube, underneath which are guns, fire, and skulls. I can’t reproduce it.)

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PAGE 5

AUNT GRANNY: SEXUAL UBERMENSCH
-pantsuits
-aviators
-smoking a pipe
-advanced audio-visual room
-sometimes really into cooking
-george foreman grill

(Ed:

and

there it is.)

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PAGE 6

Dad owns oxygen supply company
-oxygen tanks
-and nitrogen

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