Food Blog: What’s in the fridge?

1)Cabbage

2)Vodka

3)Goat Meat

4)Pickle juice

Mongolia!

All snickering aside, I would like to thank the landlocked nation on which I currently hang my hat for allowing me the freedom, nay, the open-armed acceptance, to do the thing which was so frowned upon back in the United States, which is to drink pickle juice.
Amen.

Dill

Hi. I’m Jessica Madison, and I’m here to talk to you about Dill.

Did you know that dill, when added, by an intoxicated person, (along with maggi sauce and halon chinju) can create a very desireable illusion of vegetable to your steamed white rice?

Dill. It’s what’s in your steamed white rice.

Likes and Dislikes

One beautiful evening, my sister and I are out in the backyard weeding the cucumbers. As we weave between the rows, she suddenly turns to me and says:

“Jessica, what don’t you like?”

Her English is a little shaky, so I take my time replying. “What do you mean? Like food…or…people..?”

“All.”

“Well, I don’t really like bugs, especially bees. I don’t like eating fat. I don’t like it when people are mean.” I answer, wondering where this line of questioning is coming from.

“Oh.” she answers, “I don’t like China.”

 

 

RumblePack: The Movie

Disgraced former champion field hockey coach Dolores St. Johnstone attempts to lead a group of lipsticks trying to save their bakery to unlikely victory against the unbeatable BeeCharmers.

Starring Kristen Stewart, Samantha Ronson, Sandy Martin
Directed by Judd Apatow
(not really the rumblepack)


(not really the rumblepack)