1)Cabbage
2)Vodka
3)Goat Meat
4)Pickle juice
Mongolia!
All snickering aside, I would like to thank the landlocked nation on which I currently hang my hat for allowing me the freedom, nay, the open-armed acceptance, to do the thing which was so frowned upon back in the United States, which is to drink pickle juice.
Amen.
Hi. I’m Jessica Madison, and I’m here to talk to you about Dill.
Did you know you can add a little dill to your steamed white rice and pretend you’re eating a vegetable? You can do this even better if you get drunk first.
Dill. It’s what’s in your steamed white rice.
One beautiful evening, my host sister and I are out in the backyard weeding the cucumbers. As we weave between the rows, she suddenly turns to me and says:
“Jessica, what don’t you like?”
I’m not sure I understand her, so I take my time replying. “What do you mean? Like food…or…people..?”
“All.”
“Well, I don’t really like bugs, especially bees. I don’t like eating fat. I don’t like it when people are mean.” I answer, wondering where this line of questioning is coming from.
“Oh.” she answers, “I don’t like China.”
Disgraced former champion field hockey coach Dolores St. Johnstone attempts to lead a group of lipsticks trying to save their bakery to unlikely victory against the unbeatable BeeCharmers.
Starring Kristen Stewart, Samantha Ronson, Sandy Martin
Directed by Judd Apatow
(not really the rumblepack)
(not really the rumblepack)
Jessica Madison 